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Title: Impropriety
Pairing: Edgeworth/Phoenix, Franziska/Phoenix, Edgeworth/Phoenix/Franziska. Which is to say, I'm not sure I'm constructing this ordering properly.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Siblings in a sexual situation. Total lemon.
Summary: A little celebration takes an unexpected turn.
Spoilers: Takes place sometime after Trials and Tribulations, but there are no spoilers.
Author's Notes: So, uh, this happened. I have no explanation to offer you.

Impropriety

Why does the thin gret strand
Floating up from the unforgotten
Cigarette between my fingers,
Why does it trouble me?

Ah, you will understand;
When I carried my mother downstairs,
A few times only, at the beginning
Of her soft-foot malady,

I should find, for a reprimand
To my gaiety, a few long grey hairs
On the breast of my coat; and one by one
I watched them float up the dark chimney.

My god, I lost my evening. It was early and I was watching Gattaca, I close my eyes for a second and puff, evening's gone.

Right. Let's see.

Spaced was kind of brilliant and I feel like watching Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz again. Still have to watch State of Play, maybe I'll take it to my grandparents' this break. Mr. Simm distracting me from family and the cold (it's so fucking cold, wtf, winter? Sneaking up like that. Not cool) should be nice.

I also have tickets for Quique González *____*

⌈ Secret Post #1061 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 182 secrets from Secret Submission Post #152.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Title: My Hand Reaches For Your Hand
Author: winged_requiem
Pairing: Axel/Roxas
Characters: Axel, Roxas. Mentions Organization XIII, Hayner, Pence, and Olette.
Rating: PG
Type: One shot.
Summary: Once, it was so easy to take hold of his arm and point him the right way.
Notes: No spoilers for 358; just scenes from the ending of CoM (so, opening of 358) and Kingdom Hearts II.

( It was perfectly etched into his memory, just like his catchphrase. )

Comments are loved ♥

There's TJ Thyne, Michaela Conlin and John Francis Daley

[032] Clémence Poésy (w Gaspard Ulliel)
[015] Emily Deschanel (w David Boreanaz) + Bones
[008] Misc

Teasers:



here @ paperdreamss

Just a brief note. The Objection Fanfic Archive will be up and down a bit over the next couple of days. The host is migrating the domain to a new server.

Just a brief note. The Objection Fanfic Archive will be up and down a bit over the next couple of days. The host is migrating the domain to a new server.

"I shall hate those Miss Alans!" Mrs. Honeychurch cried. "Just because they're old and silly one's expected to say 'How sweet!' I hate their 'if'-ing and 'but'-ing and 'and'-ing. And poor Lucy - serve her right - worn to a shadow." Mr. Beebe watched the shadow springing and shouting over the tennis court. Cecil was absent - one did not play bumble-puppy when he was there.

A Room with a View - E. M. Forster

Title: No shame
Artist: hrymfaxe
Challenge: Team Canon, for the 2009 rs_games
Rating: R.
Prompt: color pink and poem.
Warnings: undressing and nude torso.
Media: Pencil and watercolour + a little photoshop
Summary: There are many years, and much hurt and misunderstanding between them, when Sirius comes to lie low at Lupin's.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JKR.

No shame

So, I saw ZZ Top perform last night, which was amazing.

As I was watching the awesome badassery of one Mr. Billy F. Gibbons, I got to wondering: How did he get cast on Bones? Of all the (famous and not-so-famous) actors and performers in the world, why did Hart Hanson choose Billy to play Angela's dad?

I know we don't really know anything about the character, except that Billy is more or less playing himself. So, I put this out to you, oh wise and wonderful 206_bones crowd: Does anyone know about the casting choice for this role? Is there a story? I've looked around and come up empty-handed.

Many thanks to anyone who can help fill in the blanks!

After years of fans' pleading, begging and all-round hoping, it's finally happened! Zooey Deschanel has signed on for a guest appearance in big sister Emily's hit show Bones! ( Read more. Spoilers for the xmas ep and an upcoming ep. )

Source: DigitalSpy

rs_small_gifts, the year-end R/S exchange, has begun posting with two wonderful gifts! Come join the fun.

ART:

epithalamium002 drew Stealing Christmas for mustntgetmy
Gift-giving, a snowy full moon, Padfoot (rated PG)

FIC:

brighty18 wrote Cold Feet for closet_zebra
Sirius has anxiety and cold feet - but not in regards to Remus. (rated PG-13)

Title: Upshot – Chapter 13/?
Pairing: James/Sirius
Story rating: NC17
Summary: A young boy fresh from Hogwarts by the name of James Potter has always been surrounded by shy and bookish types throughout his time at school, causing him to not be the most confident of people. One day he finds himself giving in to the strange urge to do something he’s always wanted, something dangerous and extreme. He visits a high-class brothel named ‘The lion’s Den’. There, in room 1 he meets ex-Durmstrang student Sirius Black, the best male prostitute at The Den who intrigues him with his loud but sweet nature. Only having wanted a quick thrill, James’s life is soon turned upside down when he and the young prostitute grow closer than is normally appropriate for rent boy and client.
Story Warnings: Extremely AU, explicit sex, strong language, rimming, mild violence, slight dubious situations, light bondage, and prostitution
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, they belong to JKR.




Chapter 13

¿Y por qué? Pues porque las señoras se dedican ha robar fotos que tu tienes con un precioso creative commons tanto el del deviant (incluso con marca de agua) como en el Flickr y las suben a su fotolog diciendo que tanto la muñeca como la foto es suya. JA...JA, JA, JA.

No me gustaría ser racista, porque no lo soy, es más tengo amigas mejicanas y de chile dentro del mundillo de las BJD (todos los fotologs que hemos encontrado son de sudamericanas) que son amorozas pero estas niñatas me sacan de mis casillas, bueno a mi y a medio mundillo. Porque no solo se dedican a spamear con las fotos de las españolas no, si no que se recorren medio Flickr para adueñarse con fotos de medio Den of Angels.

Se lo dices de buenas maneras y lo que hacen es borrar los comentarios, las reportas porque es un trabajo que es tuyo y que coño que estás pagando marca de agua y fotolog no hace todo lo que debería hacer.

Porque una cosa es que tuvieran una BJD (que no dollfies señoras, a ver si sabemos llamar las cosas por su nombre, ignorantes de la vida) y se dediquen a vestirlas y a customizarlas igual que otra persona y luego las fotografíen, que vale que eso es así como cutre pero legal xD

Lo pongo en abierto unos días poniendo links y todo para que las afectadas podáis reportar. La mía de Noah por suerte ya la han borrado (parece que lo del (c) ha dado resultado que para eso pago)

No digo que todo el mundo lo haga pero, yo el día 1 de Enero que suelen revisar las política de los (c) en deviant y todo eso voy a hacerme usuario de pago y tener marca de agua, al menos así que se jodan y no puedan quitarla.

http://www.fotolog.com/amai_doll/ : La reina mangante xDDDDDDDD

http://www.fotolog.com/xxxkindergothxxx : Esta era la que tenía la de Noah, también había visto a Jey y a Max de loremaula y también había de evilshara, parece que ya las ha borrado.

http://www.fotolog.com/gothicdoll_666/ : Aquí hay un montón de DOA, de Thalasa y de mucha gente más.

http://www.fotolog.com/beautydark_dolls: Más de lo mismo.

Y así podría pasarme toda la tarde porque cada día encontramos uno nuevo ^^U

Title: Candy cane
Author: wolfie_kaynine
Challenge: Advent challenge
Rating: NC17 to be safe.
Prompt: Candy cane
Warnings: Hot boys and candy
Summary: Remus tried to do his homework, Sirius being Sirius stopped him.
Disclaimer: I own EVERYTHING (I'm kidding I don't own a thing :( )
Author’s Note: A new one will be coming out every day in my journal not all are RL/SB but most are I'll post here but I'd appreciate it if you'd drop but and give others a read.

HERE! GET LICKING BOYS!

Now here is something new... icon update!

[15]: Lie to Me (2x04)
[52]: House (6x04,6x05,6x06)
[25]: Legend of the Seeker (2x01,2x02)

Preview:


See the rest here at nutty_musings